Sods law. & (Truths)

•  There is always a stray spoon underneath the washing up bowl.
•  When you have been drinking, you’ll wake super early the next day for maximum hangover effect.
•  Half the numbers you did on the lottery last week, but decided to change because were they weren't working will come up this week to spite you.
• When ever you put the TV or radio on .It’ll be the adverts on EVERY channel.
•  A friend from out of town comes to stay; you enthuse about the awesome night-life in your town. Your home by midnight after standing in empty club with no one but you and the bar staff. It rained all night and they were not impressed with the local kebab shop with the ‘best special mayonnaise ‘in town.
•  Everyone finds you attractive all of a sudden when you’re “in a relationship”
•  Al fresco dining seems like a great idea .In till your attacked my wasps.
•  If you’re told your mother you liked a certain food as a child to please her, your still forcing yourself to pretend to like it now.”Yum, yes I do love bananas mum! “
• Opening up Google to urgently Google something and instantly forgetting what it was.
• Wearing a coat because “it’s looks a little chilly outside “will end in you arriving back home a sweaty mess or carrying said coat everywhere you go that day. No coat, sudden temperature drop. Frozen all day.
•  Rushing to a buy an outfit at the last minute will instantly turn all the clothes you saw and liked last week into hideous rags.
•  Just when you think nail varnish is dry, you’ll move and it’ll smudge all over your hands.
•  Your friends will want to walk when you wearing your highest most uncomfortable shoes.
•  Asking a local for directions in a strange town will result in their “2 seconds round the corner “being a 30 minute trek.
•  Someone will park outside your house when you have boot full of shopping.
•  Telling yourself not to get over excited about  your national team in any sporting event because they will lose .Then getting completely over excited and crying when they lose...again.
•  The thing you most want to eat in the fridge has gone out of date and you’re scared to eat it now.
•  T.V programmes you love get cancelled /are hardly ever on, one that you hate is on constantly.
• Wikipedia will ruin the plotlines of any new TV finds because you simply had to know what the lead actor had been in before..then read the entire synopsis for every season

• The one that got away will get married /settle down before you.
• If you need to use something you haven't for while ,it won't work and you'll have to  buy a new one.