Sods law. & (Truths)

•  There is always a stray spoon underneath the washing up bowl.
•  When you have been drinking, you’ll wake super early the next day for maximum hangover effect.
•  Half the numbers you did on the lottery last week, but decided to change because were they weren't working will come up this week to spite you.
• When ever you put the TV or radio on .It’ll be the adverts on EVERY channel.
•  A friend from out of town comes to stay; you enthuse about the awesome night-life in your town. Your home by midnight after standing in empty club with no one but you and the bar staff. It rained all night and they were not impressed with the local kebab shop with the ‘best special mayonnaise ‘in town.
•  Everyone finds you attractive all of a sudden when you’re “in a relationship”
•  Al fresco dining seems like a great idea .In till your attacked my wasps.
•  If you’re told your mother you liked a certain food as a child to please her, your still forcing yourself to pretend to like it now.”Yum, yes I do love bananas mum! “
• Opening up Google to urgently Google something and instantly forgetting what it was.
• Wearing a coat because “it’s looks a little chilly outside “will end in you arriving back home a sweaty mess or carrying said coat everywhere you go that day. No coat, sudden temperature drop. Frozen all day.
•  Rushing to a buy an outfit at the last minute will instantly turn all the clothes you saw and liked last week into hideous rags.
•  Just when you think nail varnish is dry, you’ll move and it’ll smudge all over your hands.
•  Your friends will want to walk when you wearing your highest most uncomfortable shoes.
•  Asking a local for directions in a strange town will result in their “2 seconds round the corner “being a 30 minute trek.
•  Someone will park outside your house when you have boot full of shopping.
•  Telling yourself not to get over excited about  your national team in any sporting event because they will lose .Then getting completely over excited and crying when they lose...again.
•  The thing you most want to eat in the fridge has gone out of date and you’re scared to eat it now.
•  T.V programmes you love get cancelled /are hardly ever on, one that you hate is on constantly.
• Wikipedia will ruin the plotlines of any new TV finds because you simply had to know what the lead actor had been in before..then read the entire synopsis for every season

• The one that got away will get married /settle down before you.
• If you need to use something you haven't for while ,it won't work and you'll have to  buy a new one.

Dirty Great ....

                                                Your little 'black' book?

Nobody, at least I hope not, wakes up one morning and decides to become "easy”. It’s a not conscience decision, unless your a professional which is a totally different matter .It's quite easy to go from naive virgin to 'that girl that goes with anyone '' without even really realizing it. Without really taking in it what you’re doing, or for that matter being affected by it .It took me roughly six months, I’ll say that.

I had a friend at university who kept a log her sexual conquests, impressed by her digital collection I complied my whole paperback version .It was only then that I really thought,’ wow you've got around a bit girl ‘‘, was I horribly disappointed in myself? Did I change my ways? Sorry to disappointed the more chaste but no it didn't in fact I embraced it .You can't change what you've already done ,there is no erase button ( although like everyone ,sometimes it would be useful ) .I have never once felt bad for sleeping around ,why should I ? Perhaps I mix in promiscuous circles but I can't remember ever being looked down for my behaviour .It's always been O.K for men to do it ,we know that debate .These days ,or in the last 10 years that I've been  ''growing up '' it's been increasing acceptable for girls too .At least that is to a certain degree .There seems to be a level with girls ,a plateau you can reach before you've gone too far become a  ''shank'' or super slutty whore .It's O.k. to have a few wild years at uni ,have a few one night stands & a fuck buddy once but start to really racking up those numbers and admit it? Not so much.

And for boys? It's pretty much the same as it ever was.

Take for example two acquaintances of mine ,one male and one female .On different occasions I was informed that they had both had over a 100 sexual partners .I am a liberal kind of girl we've established that ,but my reactions were anything but.

Man whore - '''wow you've been busy, did you take sittings?! One in one out? ''

Girl whore -'' I can't believe it?! Who with?! How did she find them all? Wow that is ridiculous!!'' (Inserts comments out wizards sleeves and clowns pockets*) 

Still now in 2012 it's acceptable for the man to flaunt his sexual back catalogues (I’m excluding the fact we can probably cut the number in half) .Brazenly admit to putting it about on such a scale. The girl in question didn't tell me herself of her triple figure magic number, no it was gossip passed on from a less than discreet friend of hers. Yes, we’ve come a long way in equality between the sexes but sexually were still a little prudish about girls, liking, wanting and going out and having sex when they bloody well want it! 

Time to debunk some myths about so 'whores's and ‘slut’s’.

We do it because were low on self esteem and want to be 'loved' - This is worst myth going ,anyone out there who has ever had a one night stand with stranger ,knows that love & affection that are last things present. We do it because were horny ,the guy is fit and yes in some cases because were drunk .Were no were different from men ,if we want sex were quite capable of getting it without falling in love or getting emotional .Most of the time anyway.

We want to feel attractive - Oh yes ,some drunken chino has decided I'm the one worthy of groping tonight after several rounds of jagerbombs ,shoot me down I'm clearly Megan Fox this evening! Do me a favour.

We've got Daddy issues - This one confuses me no end, what kind of connection is there between paternal love and lust? The mere idea is pretty disgusting.

I know that personally my ''busiest '' years are behind me and I sit here with no regrets. Were some bad experiences along the way?  ,yes there were but everything in life teaches us a lesson for future reference .Even if we need to taught that lesson several times over ! Go out sow your oats or not ,what ever you want to do don't be constrained by what others think is right ,we get to live this life only once Embrace ....and be safe .

Xoxo

*should you come across this blog and not be aware of the term "wizards sleeve”, here is a helpful link to our friends at urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wizards+sleeve