Shit unemployed people say .

 I am soo making this a video . yes?

."No ,I can't come I have no money , No seriously I can't .. O.K ill come ,I'll just walk home and do they still do that £4.99 vodka in Asda?"

."But I have degree!! "

."I wish I'd worked harder at uni "

."I wish I'd done some voluntary work"

."Shall I become a teacher? "

." £8000?!

."I totally applied for five jobs this week are you accusing me of lying?!"

."No ,I don't have a drug problem and yes I can read"

."These are not my people "..

." Requires HGV licence ..meh I can do that .apply!"

." Painting myself gold and juggling swords? I'm in!"

." Bus or Food? ...decisions ...Food "

."Did you see Jeremy Kyle this morning?"

." I swear I had money in there earlier ..."

." 99p? ..Bit steep "

." I am going to volunteer ,it'll look good on my c.v "

." That was totally pointless waste of four hours of my life"

." I only worked there two weeks ,that can go on my c.v right?"

." I should get pregnant right?" 

." Stop moaning ,just be glad you HAVE a job"

." Seriously how did they get that job?!"

." Six references!? It's for not mi5!"

." They said I was overqualified!" 

." Are you free on Wednesday afternoon?" 

." I'm writing a book /becoming a blogger 

." When are the big brother auditions this year?"

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