I am soo making this a video . yes?
."No ,I can't come I have no money , No seriously I can't .. O.K ill come ,I'll just walk home and do they still do that £4.99 vodka in Asda?"
."But I have degree!! "
."I wish I'd worked harder at uni "
."I wish I'd done some voluntary work"
."Shall I become a teacher? "
." £8000?!
."I totally applied for five jobs this week are you accusing me of lying?!"
."No ,I don't have a drug problem and yes I can read"
."These are not my people "..
." Requires HGV licence ..meh I can do that .apply!"
." Painting myself gold and juggling swords? I'm in!"
." Bus or Food? ...decisions ...Food "
."Did you see Jeremy Kyle this morning?"
." I swear I had money in there earlier ..."
." 99p? ..Bit steep "
." I am going to volunteer ,it'll look good on my c.v "
." That was totally pointless waste of four hours of my life"
." I only worked there two weeks ,that can go on my c.v right?"
." I should get pregnant right?"
." Stop moaning ,just be glad you HAVE a job"
." Seriously how did they get that job?!"
." Six references!? It's for not mi5!"
." They said I was overqualified!"
." Are you free on Wednesday afternoon?"
." I'm writing a book /becoming a blogger
." When are the big brother auditions this year?"
