The Sunday Ramble

Evening ,imaginary blog friends ( how ridiculous on a website called blogger that gets out the red line..) .I thought it was time for an update which was more on the cheerful side .I can be a bit a miser ,no wonder I'm lonely.I've had a rather average weekend ,no raving it up at Reading for me .In fact I've never even been to a festival at the grand old age of twenty six ,shameful no doubt .This evening though,I made a break through I've been trying for months .Since April I am been writing on and off ,I currently sit at 38,000 words .This is not a milestone though,no I have finally cracked a key moment in said "collection of words" that my brain had seemingly  refused to create in till now . This breakthrough means I can build so much more both before and after ,I am so pleased .I also downloaded some software which reads your work aloud ,so you tell if it sounds appalling .It's slightly feels like doing a huge piece of coursework but not being enrolled anywhere but I don't care I'm so invested in it .I will complete my challenge! 

Here are two photos that represent my 1st world poverty :

My dire need for a hair cut. The truth is I detest going to the hairdressers.All that looking at your own face and never getting what you actually asked for .Hence the cousin It look.






          
My bedside arrangement which consists of a broken £1.50 Ikea lamp and a stack of celebrity autobiographies .My favourite is Russell Brand Fyi .The 1st ,second one is all "I'm famous ..oo there's Katy Perry" Rubbish.

I wonder how celebrities manage to recall incidents from say twenty years ago with such detail .I can barely remember a thing prior to the age of sixteen .Either I have an awful memory or they making a lot of stuff up.The early stages of my biography would go something like this :

Born
Infant school 
Caterpillars everywhere 
Stuck Glue in a girls hair 
Spice girl dancing 
That time I had Yellow hair 

On Saturday I conducted a physic experiment to choose my lottery numbers .Semi convinced I might win ,I went online and created a somewhat over hopeful wishlist .So somewhere privately on the internet ,is a list of items that should I at some point in the future win the lottery ,I will immediately purchase .As was highly predictable I failed to get a single number on Saturday night's draw.Because I am unfathomably unlucky ,if I was remotely religious I may consider I'd done something heinous in a previous life. Unfortunately I can't blame God ,because he doesn't exist.

I think is quite enough of a ramble for a Sunday night .

Goodnight!